Joke For Today

A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their
tent and fell asleep.  Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his
PhD friend:  'Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?' The PhD man
replies:  'I see millions of stars.'  The ordinary man asks:  'What does
that tell you?' The PhD guy ponders for a minute: 'Astronomically
speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three.  Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow.  What does it tell you?'The ordinary man is
silent for a moment, and then speaks:  'Practically........it tells me
that someone has stolen our tent'.Be educated in the right way and not
go beyond the boundaries!